Football Cliches Live Tickets

After their sold-out tour last year, the most unique football podcast returns with a brand-new live show for 2025.

As the self-appointed world experts on the language of football, Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker invite you on a journey deep into the true meaning of the game.

Why can't TV adverts get football right? When does a shot become a "finish"? What are the golden rules of co-commentary? What's the strangest place a footballer's name has appeared in? Where exactly is "there or thereabouts"? Why does every single football pundit wear those shoes? These are the questions that finally need answering in a public arena.

Football Cliches Live: a show about everything in football you didn't realise you cared about.