Massive Horse Tickets

MUSIC! COMEDY! DANCE! SNAKES!

As the four crystals of the Exclasee Dimension synchronised, a powerful beam of light, about as bright as six chimps on fire, if the fire was multiplied by a million, burned a hole through the dimension and set a course for Yachhh, or Earth as the humans called it.

The dimension which was made up of notes and frequencies which the human ear had never heard before, confused the humans at first, but they soon realised the heavenly sounds.

President Clinton officially granted access to Earth.

The dimension put forward it's greatest musicians, a band called 'Gaarloog Muncgllu' or 'Massive Horse'.

There was also a story about cheese, but that's too distressing for today.