The Two Mikes take to the stage and get stuck into each other as Old MG mocks the intelligence of his broadcasting buddy while Porky Parry takes his “rotund” pal to task for his lack of parenting skills and his love of kebabs and champagne. The insults fly while the boys lubricate their bile and banter with a decent glass of something wet and tussle to talk each other down in an explosion of loathing and laughter. Fresh from their TalkSPORT studio and catapulted onto stage no quarter will be given in the battle of the beer-bellied bravados.