Coffin Dodgers Disco NYE Party
Join Don and Reg as they put out a call to arms for all the wrinklies out there who are still old enough to kick up some noise. These two don’t do hip-hop, it's more like hip-op for them!
They hate kids, so they’ve banned everyone under the age of 28. Don’t try and sneak in, as Vera, our door fascist, will be checking your ID and belting anyone who is younger and tries to sneak in with her handbag!
STRICTLY NO UNDER 28s. NO EXCUSES!
You can bust a move or you can bust a blood vessel... all Don and Reg ask is that you get on the dancefloor and don’t require them to call an ambulance for you at the end of the night.
You can bring your own boiled sweets but you CAN’T bring a young person. This is our disco and all those snotty nosed youngster can find their own place to sniff Copydex or whatever it is they do these days.