Johno, the Chairman of the Old Fatonians RUFC refuses to refurbish the clubhouse if the club do not play rugby tours. Faced with difficulty every Saturday in raising a team, Johno is concerned that rugby is losing its values in a modern society. The club committee of Turk, Gippy, Zig-Zag and Polish Pete enter the club into a five-a-side beach tournament in Spain`s cultural capital of Magaluf. With seventeen players signed up for tour and only five needed for the game, Johno is happy as what could possibly go wrong?
